So, there’s this macho, alpha-male skater dick who is 100% convinced I’m trying to get with his girl. Now, instead of trusting his own girlfriend, he decides he has to kick my ass to make sure nothing happens. Well, I’m walking out of the shcool library one day when I see him and the girl, all huggy cuddly in the hall. He sees my and yells at me “Hey, wait, I’m going to kick your fucking ass!”
Now, I’m going to pause for a second. Why would any sane person stop for that? “Oh, this guy wants to kick my ass, sure, I’ll stop for him!”
Back to the story, I simply laugh and keep walking, he then attempts to come after me. Now, this is where it gets good. the girl, who is SMALLER THAN ME holds him back. At this point, my friend Aaron is laughing his ass off, looks him dead in the face, still laughing, and tell the kid “You’re not kicking ANYONES ass.”
Now skip forward a few days.
I had just finished using the restroom, and I exited. I’m walking down the hall, and Trever spots me and makes a beeline in my direction. Now, he doesn’t just stop and confront me, he grabs me by myshirt and pushes me back a little, yelling “Leave Kelsea alone, I’m going to fucking kick your ass”.
At this point I laugh, and say back “Tell her to leave ME alone if you don’t want me talking to her.”
He makes a few more alpha male comments, to which I laugh. he lets go of me, and I just laugh louder and walk away. He gives me a little shove in the back, which causes another spurt of laughter from me. One of his little midget friends then comes up to me and asks if we were going to fight. I just look back at Trever and announce “He wishes” and walk to class.
